Calling for help

Come on people, do your bit for Emilio! If you have a lay-dee friend who's down and lonely, whisk her off to RSVP.com.au and introduce her to the FABULOUS Emilio. He looks after orphaned animals......

Still no responses. I'm starting to think those dating sites are only looked at by horny guys wanting to score. Well... I suppose Emilio could swing both ways...