Townsville Twist

Monday, 19 March 2007

There were these two whales...

Anyone who knows me well will know my three favourite jokes, mostly because I tell them over and over again. The first two are short and sweet, but still manage to make me laugh:

#1 - A man went to a zoo, but there was only one dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.

#2 - Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine that wooden start?

The third joke however is a constant source of entertainment, because the mere mention of two whales gets me into a giggly fit.

#3 - A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale ,"Let's both swim under the ship and blow out at the same time, and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink .
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realised the sailors had managed to escape in lifeboats. The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and eat them!"
"Look," she says. "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Hee hee hee.... very juvenile, I know. So anyway, there I was up at Surfers with some friends in the holidays, when we came across this statue.

The prospect of two whales was too much for me and I fell about laughing, revealing my one weakness to the company I was in. I could have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling council!

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  • Don't show them your weakness, it'll only do bad and they'll surprise you with a whale joke if you find yourself hanging on a precipice at one time or another while you plunge laughing to an untimely (though happy) death.

    By Blogger tonch, at 7:48 am  

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